kanyewesticle:

i saw a baby with a shirt on that said “Santa doesn’t exist but its okay because i can’t read yet”

(via daleyprophet)

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

(Source: unsavioured, via queenkasper)

Season 2 Episode 5

Personally I am over Bet and Tina (for the most part) I can understand Tina and Bet, but come on how can you do that girl. That is all for tonight.

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

(via mattocksss)

I started watching the L word 2 days ago

I don’t understand why no one told me to watch this show before, I’m 30 minutes from finishing season 1 and wow. The emotional roller coaster I have been in. I need to go out and get some food or make myself a sandwich now though.  

neoliberalismkills:

Do you ever get into an argument with someone and find yourself unable to speak for a moment because you’re just so blown away by how utterly wrong and ignorant the other person is being and you can’t understand how anyone could actually believe the things they are saying

(Source: neoliberalismkills, via justsomelovelyphotography)

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

(via katariinabiites)

I am extremely horny